sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
do you ever just start reading a comic right to left and wonder why the dialogue isn’t flowing correctly then realize that it’s not a manga you’re reading you dumb weeaboo
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
and here is my video project on the civil war, please enjoy *presses play* *dirkjake gangnam style starts playing* *begins sweating* oh shit *dives to press stop* *bumps speaker and the volume is at MAX* oh fuck *clicks randomly* *video freezes* fuck fuck fuck fuck *presses ctrl+alt+delete a million times* *video error occurs* *video loops jake running laps around dirk* i.. um… i… *sets computer on fire* thank you i hope you enjoyed my presentation… *sits back in desk*
